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It's the Great Turnip, Charlie Brown
Submitted by Cat Chew on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 5:50am.
Lord S. Baldrick* (suffering from turnip-induced brain compression) - is he the man of the future?
"Brains are shrinking," Hawks said.
NSFW video featuring Edmund Blackadder (middle section from Series II, Episode V), Devil's dumplings, a turnip shaped like a thingie, and valuable information on the proper handling of the noble root: Mashing is the work of Beelzebub!
They may have the conversational skills of W_____, but the ladies seem to love them anyway.
Lest we forget,
Turnips have feelings too:
Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide
Rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga
*Just in case you were wondering how Baldrick obtained the turnip of his dreams:
http://www.genspot.com/video-77875/blackadder-s03e01-dish-and-dishonesty...
http://www.genspot.com/video-77876/blackadder-s03e01-dish-and-dishonesty...
http://www.genspot.com/video-77877/blackadder-s03e01-dish-and-dishonesty...
http://www.genspot.com/video-77878/blackadder-s03e01-dish-and-dishonesty...
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http://www.samsedershow.com/node/1458
Frightening Etymologies From answers.com
scare: [Middle English skerren, scaren, from Old Norse skirra, from skjarr, timid.]
spook: [Dutch, from Middle Dutch spooc.]
boo: [Origin unknown.]
ghost: [Middle English gost, from Old English gāst, breath, spirit.] ((Bait note: see aghast.))
apparition: [Middle English apparicioun, from Old French apparition, from Late Latin appāritiō, appāritiōn-, an appearance, from Latin appāritus, past participle of appārēre, to appear. See appear.]
zombie: [Caribbean French and English Creole, from Kimbundu -zumbi, ghost, departed spirit.] ((Bait note: I was hoping for the diminutive of zom, as in "What do you call a small zom?"))
Doppelgänger: The word "doppelgänger" is a German loanword. It derives from Doppel (double) and Gänger (goer). ((Eric Idle: "Is she a goer, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, is she a double goer, is she?"))