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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMMY
Submitted by Fernando on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 12:06am.
November 28, 2008
Cheers to you Sam!
November 28, 2008
I know I write for most of your bloggers when I express teh deep appreciation we all have for teh sacrifices and heart aches you go through every day to maintain your blog. We know technology scares you but you keep trying anyway. How do you do it? I figure you must be tired, working five days a week for a whole forty five minutes a day, with a mouse killer, and we can see it is affecting your stutter and with double posts too. I really got concerned when I found out you were dreaming of waking up naked next to Joe Lieberman. Yikes boss, that screams of red warning flags to me. You need a break buddy. Today is your special day, and we all want you to wallow in the heart felt embrace and deep love that we all have for you.
So this year for your birthday, I got you a hoe. Who doesn't want a naked chick - right? Go shave your nut sack and put on some deodorant old man because you are about to get schooled in hot and dirty.
Let me assure you that it wasn't easy finding a cut rate hoe that would loiter around waiting for you at a PO box either. I had to look far and wide for a model desperate enough to even go there with you. It's impossible to expedite a hoe too. Trust me, I tried. Be ready when she gets there though, because when she arrives I was promised it would be very much worth the wait. A 100% satisfaction guarantee is part of the deal. Ain't that a donkey slap!
Now this isn't your average garden variety hoe. We all know about some of the women you've associated with, and they are often women in trouble. Take it easy, here is one that just knows how to hula, and that is all the spice you need buster. You can get real rough, or dress up and get as dirty as you want cowboy.
This hoe is flexible, loves getting dirty and when you are all taken care of, she'll even clean up for you. Beat it up like a bastard child. You can use her again and again until you are raw and exhausted. So just enjoy, play safe, take in a pole dance, and release all that pent up frustration with some hard thrusting back and forth, go ahead and put your back into it. Don't even think of stopping till you are spent with sweat dripping off of you. Make that hoe earn it boy!
Enjoy yourself, you deserve it. But When you are finished, you should wash up, and come back to us refreshed for another year of hard work and drudgery.
you mule...
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eya Sam
you probably don't remember me but i occasionally posted on the Majority Report Radio bloggie.
Happy B'day!
Happy Birthday Sam...
Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode ;-)
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=tUd8Qs_DAZ0
Cake for everybody!!!
Happy Birthday Sam!
Thank you for being an ace human being. And for giving us all a voice during these difficult years. And for rubbing the sweet salve of your words all over our sore and boil-plagued souls...
If yer still hungry, I got you a "Birthday Cake":
http://www.vodamusic.com/blog/
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Happy Birthday Sam !
Wish I could give ya a Healthy Brady for your Birthday..
But,I can't..So here's a pic instead.. :)
But,don't feel sad for old Tommy Boy..
His still shagging more tail than anyone
in New England.. ;-)
"Hello to our friends and fans in domestic surveillance."
S A M S E D E R
No FUBAR Here!
Have a wonderful BIRTHDAY!
toniD
Birthday boy!
From the animals of the Blog
Thanks Sam,
For for showing up. Best wishes & Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday, Sam!
Thanks for maintaining this blog!
Thanks o great one
have a happy birthday sammer.
Sam
You have provided for me a tribe of wacky, smart, funny, irreverent, people to relate to and feel supported by. You are the playground coachie who refrains from overt discipline and stands by example of democracy. Sometimes you are a bit late for school and when you take the day off, you sometimes forget to call in and we all get a bit insecure and go searching for other playgrounds that aren't quite so crowded while nominating another temporary coachie like mmrules or toniD. But we all know that you will come for us eventually, preventing total playground anarchy.
But most of all, I forgive you for your lysdexia(dyslexia) by calling me mapenhow rather than my actual nic. Just think, "I am happy now". Since my name is Michele Happe, it works well I think. Then take an aspirin and call me in the morning.
Happy Birthday Sam, Thanks for being such an important part of our wacky family here. Love you much, Michele Happe(now)
You go Sam
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday !!!!!
Happy Birthday, Sam.
Thanks for keeping the fire lit.
SEDER!!!!!!
I'm watching you Seder!
I hope you know that I've been drinking my expensive fair trade French pressed morning coffee out of the same PAPER CONE since my MRR mug broke!! Not an easy feat! At this point not much of that paper cone's fibrous identity is left and we can basically call it a duct tape cone.
That should say a lot about my loyalty!
I don't know what else it says, so I'll quit while I'm ahead! :)
Happy birthday Old Man!!
Our little man is all grown up!!!!
Thanks for all the good times Sammy, keep on keeping on and keeping the fire lit!
Birthday Greetings!
Wishing you the best always, Sam!
***I won't ruin this thread by using the 'center' feature. Won't ever live that one down ...*
Some Smooth Marvin for Smooooth Sam Seder's Birthday
~GOT TO GIVE IT UP~
I used to go out to parties and stand around
'Cause I was too nervous to really get down
But my body yearned to be free
I got up on the floor, boy
so somebody could choose me.
No more standin' there beside the walls
I have got myself together, baby
I'm havin' a ball
Long as you're groovin'
There's always a chance
Somebody watchin' might wanna make romance
Move your body, ooo baby,
And dance all night
Do that grooving’
Feel all right
Everybody's groovin' on like a fool
But if you see me spread out and let me in
Baby just party high and low
Let me step into your erotic zone
Move it up
Turn it down
Shake it down
OOWWWW
You can love me when you want to babe
This is such a groovy party baby
We're here face to face
Everybody's swingin'
This is such a groovy place
All the young ladies are so fine!
You're movin your body easy with no doubt
Know what you thinkin' baby
You want to turn me out
Think I'm gonna let you do it babe
Keep on dancin'
You got to get it
Got to give it up
MP3
LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU SAM SEDER (and your little friend Janeane too, btw - i miss her)...Happy Birthday and have fun and maybe pop in on your own birthday party here later to say hello....(I could make a good Seinfeld reference here but since you hate him and all.. and it's your day.. I won't! :)
Thanks for providing
the space for the collective creativity--and much more.
Wilco For Your BD!
Join the Wilco zombie brigade, Seder, dammit!
Uncle Tupelo is awesome but finite!
You can't NOT be into this!!
...and for crissakes plug it into real speakers or headphones, not just your crappy laptop speakers!
Happy day Sam...
I got you a cake, but I ate it.
Happy birthday anyway...
happy - final HQ - day sam
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for bigger version - follow link - upper right is a magnifying glass - clic to enlarge
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[final HQ here]
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/RCn8Us0LSD6kuDEOu6qTjw
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original here
http://www.library.fau.edu/news/images/110207c.jpg
~`~`~`~`~`~
Jamesbennett
Dang Jamesbennett
that's freaking awesome! How did you do that?
it's nothing nando -- ; )
[that's you at sam's right hand]
adobe photoshop
layers- magic wand - ereaser -cut-paste-
and about 5 hours
~`~`~`~`~`~
Jamesbennett
Hey Sammy!
Mazel Tov, Old Man~
It's Yer Birfday!
jbenet on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 6:54pm.
WOW!
Happy Birthday Sam..
Sorry I'm late to the party...
I remember once during a break on the Sunday show you mentioned how much you liked this version of the Dylan classic It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train to Cry.
Crank it up, gather up the Seder women and dance around the house like there's nobody watching.
(Good job Fernando!)
jbenet creation
That is delightful and funny and amazing.
That just sounds dirty
Alice on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 3:36pm.
The dizzying diversity of human sexual strategies - New Scientist
AND
don't forget why we are so lucky to know love.
eya James!
flat awesome pic!
thanks for doing that!
Happy Birthday, Sam!
Can't tell you how happy I am that you're out there doing what you do.
Very Cool pic,James..
:)
**
And,Again..
Happy Birthday Sammy !
And,many more.. :)
"Hello to our friends and fans in domestic surveillance."
oh, and this, too.
Huh?
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Thank you all
Great stuff here folks- Thanks very much- the pics, the songs, the videos...all awesome. I really appreciate all the wokr you guys put into this place.
Sam
Hey!
I heard from Sammy today and his hoe finally arrived.
You never really know if a hoe will show up when you are getting one on the internets. And nothing says that someone really appreciates you like when they send you a clean hoe. Maybe if he tells people about all the fun he is having with the hoe his audience will stop trying to fix him up with Maron.
I hope that hoe is his most memorable gift of Sam's season.
He looks so happy too.
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